BOLDLY GO LISTEN: Don’t take my word for it, lest you think I exaggerate or deal unfairly with Leonard’s gratuitous ventures, just you try to make it through all two minutes and twenty seconds of the music video The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. In mere seconds, you’ll be wishing someone would put one of those creatures from Star Trek II in your ear, just to drown out the sound.
KEEP ON TREKKING: The Enterprise travels on in two web series, Star Trek Continues and Star Trek Phase 2, that logically shouldn’t exist, yet here they are...
DON’T BE A KLINGON: A bit harsh, you say? Well, Captain Kirk himself agrees and is even more harsh when he confronts conventioneers and urges them to “get a life” and “grow the hell up.” Beam yourself in to Evil Kirk’s rant courtesy of Saturday Night Live. At least take some of his advice and move out of your parents’ basement.